Will Photoshop For Food

Hey, Thanks.

2011-08-15T22:40:00.000-05:00

I appreciate the few people who have contacted me through this site, but to be honest, it has netted me less than $20/month in Photoshop work since its inception. I see no reason to keep it around.

However, if you know of any smokers who want to quit, this is a new site I just started about the product I used to quit smoking. You can help me by telling everyone you know. is.gd/nosmokeTN will also do me a solid.

Thanks, and thanks again.
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Xmas Toads?

2009-12-07T09:57:00.002-06:00

($25)

Sure. Why not? :)
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Xmas Card for Sparkle Plenty

2009-12-07T09:18:00.002-06:00

($50)

I love dogs at Christmas.
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Fun Meme

2009-02-21T20:41:00.003-06:00

I was turned onto a neat meme today... so, I took a stab:

Another Satisfied Customer

2009-01-28T19:34:00.001-06:00

($20)

Another Happy Customer

2008-12-20T19:55:00.002-06:00

These are web-sized versions of a job made for 8x10 photographic prints. Both for $50.

For A Friend

2008-12-18T23:13:00.002-06:00

($0) -- Would have ben a $10 job, otherwise. ;)
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My Siamese, LarryElvis

2008-12-17T16:44:00.002-06:00

($10) Just for practice.

New Project

2008-12-13T10:09:00.001-06:00

A web comic, about my life on scooters. Click it to see more of my "portfolio."

Another Happy Customer

2008-12-11T05:01:00.003-06:00

($5) Who doesn't love cartoon nature? Isn't that why people do LSD? :)

Christmas Card

2008-12-04T19:54:00.009-06:00

My first customer! Yay!

This was a $25 job... had to mask in the tree and the Santa hat, and in hi-res, too... customer wanted this to print Christmas cards. It took me a little over an hour to mask and apply lighting and dodge/burn effects to the inserts, and to clone out a bit of undesireable wiring.

What's really fun is that if you want photo-quality postcards, I can send them to your nearest Walgreen's for you to pick up, usually in an hour or less! Keep in mind, you have to send me a really good, high-resolution photo (such as what you get straight out of your digital camera) in order for it to print at photographic quality, but it's super easy, and super fast!

Don't you want your own custom Christmas card? Give me a call!

You, Too, Can Be A Cartoon!

2008-12-04T14:40:00.003-06:00

For only $5! E-mail me your photo @ jprestonian at the gmail. Usual turnaround: 0.25-2 hours.

Poke Fun At Your Rivals

2008-12-02T18:05:00.005-06:00

... or friends! Ridicule and satire are extremely effective tools on the Internet.

($5) Featured recently at firedoglake.com. Hugh Hewitt as an infant. :)

($10) Bridget McCain, late for the People Magazine photo op.

($20) Ridiculous enough that the person doing the banning resigned from the forum the next day (see here and here).

Prices above are for example.

Always good fun, and cheap! E-mail me at jprestonian at the gmail machine, or call 615.278.9319 for your custom quote!

Goofy Photos For Blogs - Great Holiday Gift

2008-12-01T17:55:00.004-06:00

($10) Banner graphic for a dear friend's website (which has changed design, yet again -- she's like that, y'know)

($10) My cat, LarryElvis, as a Terminator. Obviously.

Prices above are examples -- $5 and up, depending on complexity. E-mail me (jprestonian gmail) or call me at 615.278.9319!